i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around


bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like


I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
rn
(Source: squareclocks)
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

